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What is cool DIY dude

Wake up and smell the emulsion man, cos' DIY's "the new cool". Who say? Only hipster-in-chief of B&Q, dealer in skunk-grade gear to retailer and tradesman alike. "DIY is cool again" says the main man Euan Sutherland, whose crew stashed £137million in the six months to August. They'd even trashed targets so much, bonuses of fifty coin a month were being slipped to 20,000-odd workers. Well I ain't got no beef 'bout getting jiggy with a jigsaw, so maybe I shouldn't talk, but giving money to workers who get staff discount in the candy store, well what's next bro, hanging 'round schools with free socket sets til the kids come runnin' for a power tool hit? Man, you gotta draw the line somewhere….

Sorry, sorry, got this DIY cool thing all wrong. As the delightful Lucy Alexander recently explained in The Times: "Kingfisher [B&Q's owners] declaring that DIY is cool is a bit like the Job Centre declaring dole queues are a hot new trend…. No one in their right mind chooses to sign on or grout the bath if they can afford to do otherwise." You tell 'em Lucy, although I'd advise grouting the tiles on your bathroom walls or floor rather than the bath itself. Never mind luv, you'll get there, writes infamous DU.IT blogster to mere Times journo.

Let's hope Lucy doesn't come across this ad on Google next time the scribe-ess feels in need of a good grout:

HUBBY FOR HIRE!

The total solution for all your DIY needs simply contact 00000 000000 www.hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.orgEngland.

WHAT? Oh right. The doorbell rings, in walks some bloke she's never seen before who says: "'ello sweet cheeks." He walks past our Lucy, plonks himself down on her Habitat sofa, whacks on the footie and shouts: "Do us a cheese sarnie darlin', I'm starving - and I'd love a cold brew while you're up."

It was service like this which gave us the idea there might be a gap in the handyman and building services market in the first place.

We should've realised 'Handy Andy's' day was done when fellow 'DIY' giant Focus Do It All spent most of 2009 trying to avoid administration or, failing that, keeping 5000 people in jobs if they didn't. Either way DIY is not cool. Being cool is like being funny. You don't tell a crowd you're hilarious - you tell them a gag and make them laugh. What you don't do is gloriously displayed on Google again:

COOL CAMPING!

"Hey you found us! We're Cool Camping and…" and no, no NO! You are not flaming cool! You're a bunch of geek geography teachers, the height of whose miserable lives is a toss up between the annual village fete and the harvest festival. Excuse the overkill. You don't need to read Cool Camping! to realise that Duffy didn't come back from the Brits, get out some diddy Dulux matchpots and ask herself: "What's it to be for the hall then, midnight terracotta or cerise with a hint of apple?"

Only the question remains what does muggins do with 5000 T-Shirts printed with the slogan: 'DIYers do it for themselves'? "Wear them," suggested a mate. "Anyone who fell for the 'DIY cool' line must be exactly what it says on those T-shirts….

DIY Glossary

A BUILDING AND DIY GLOSSARY

Do you ever feel confused and lost when Builders, Tradesman and Handymen are talking about the works they do? Does it all sound greek? Here at DU.IT we don't want to dazzle you with fancy terms, so this little list of trade terms are here to help. All of our staff will be happy to talk through any thing about the building terms they use, so you can understand what is happening. We like to make sure we can both DU.IT together in a clear and concise manner.

HEATING & PLUMBING

Air locks

A trapped bubble of air causes a blockage in a pipe, resulting in a sputtering supply or even no water at all. Use mains pressure to cure the problem by fixing a length of hose between the tap and a mains-fed cold-water tap, and opening both taps for a short while.

Balanced flue

Used with heating appliances such as boilers. A ducting system that draws fresh air from the outside of a building and discharges gases back out.

Bleed valves

A circular valve, usually at the top of one end of the radiator but sometimes at the back, for draining water out of radiators or to remove trapped air using a bleed key.

Combi boiler

Water is heated instantly on demand when the hot tap is opened. Water comes directly from the mains so water pressure is generally strong, but taps on elsewhere in the house can affect flow. No tanks in the loft or storage cylinders are needed.

Condensing boiler

Gas central heating boilers (either Conventional or Combi) that are very energy efficient as they recapture heat that would otherwise be lost. Often more expensive to buy but help to reduce energy bills

Conventional gas boiler

Fuel is burned in a combustion chamber surrounded by a water jacket, which is heated and circulated around the heating system. Generally used with a hot water cylinder and roof tanks, they can be floor standing or wall mounted

Epoxy putty

Adheres to most metals and hard plastics, used to repair leaking pipes. Supplied in two parts that start to harden as soon as they are mixed, and is fully cured after 24 hours. Although the results are good, it should really be viewed as a medium-term solution - replacing a length of the pipe is preferable.

Immersion heater

An electrical water heater inserted into the hot water cylinder, the term refers both to the element (like a larger version of the one in a kettle) and the thermostat. Some heaters have two elements - a full-length element to take advantage of off-peak electricity and a shorter one for top-up daytime heating.

LPG boiler

Liquefied Petroleum Gas is delivered to homes that don't have a mains gas supply. Conventional, Combi or Condensing boilers can all be configured to use LPG.

Single-stack soil pipe

The pipe into which waste from the WC plus 'grey water' (from the basin, bath and shower) drains, connecting to the main drains system. Common in houses built since the 1950s, the pipe is usually inside the house.

Soil pipe

A separate pipe from the grey water pipe taking waste from the WC to the main drain, usually sited on the exterior wall.

Stopcock

Used to turn off the water supply so you can drain the system to replace pipes etc, the water company stopcock is outside in the street while the household stopcock is usually in the hall or kitchen.

Thermostatic radiator valves

Control the heat of each room via a sensor in the head that responds to the air temperature around it. More cost efficient than a central electronic thermostat as you can control the heat in the rooms you use. They can get stuck if left turned off for long periods of time.

CARPENTRY

Acrylic fillers

Flexible fillers used for woodwork. Filler is squeezed from the cartridge into the gap, such as that between the skirting and wall, then smoothed off with a damp cloth.

Architrave

The moulding around a window or door, which is both decorative and functional as it conceals the join.

UPVC Doors

Reinforced plastic doors that require a minimum of maintenance. Often styled to mimic wooden versions with sculpted panels and glazing, white and wood-effect finishes are available.

WALLS & CEILINGS

Lath and plaster

A way of surfacing a timber-framed wall or ceiling. Narrow strips of wood are nailed to the studs or joists, with plaster applied on top. (this is an old traditional method not really used anymore)

MDF

Medium Density Fibreboard is formed of compressed wood fibres and comes in standard, moisture-resistant and exterior grades. It is suitable for most situations where you would use wood , including flooring and shelving.

Plasterboard

Sheets of board for internal use on walls or ceilings, made with a core of aerated gypsum plaster backed on both sides with strong paper. Available in a range of sizes, it's easy to fit and offers sound and fire insulation. Can be painted or plastered.

Partition walls

Interior, non-load bearing walls usually constructed from a wooden (or sometimes metal) stud frame covered with plasterboard, sheets of cellular core partitioning sheets that are slotted in a frame, glass blocks, or lightweight concrete blocks.

Stud partition wall

An interior wall formed with a timber or metal frame strengthened with uprights or 'studs' and often finished in plasterboard. They are easy to remove as they do not support any of the structure.

FLOORS

Engineered wood flooring
A 'floating' system (ie it isn't fixed to the floor beneath) with each plank constructed from three to five layers of wood, usually a central core of soft wood with a hardwood top layer. Crossing the grains gives the floor its stability, plus the hardwood is less like to warp. As only the top layer is expensive hardwood, it's also cheaper than a solid wood floor made of 18mm-thick planks.

Floor screed

A thin layer of cement applied to a concrete floor to give a smooth surface. A level surface is an essential base for final floor coverings.

Laminate flooring

High-density fibreboard covered in a printed, wood-effect paper that is then varnished. To install, some systems glue together and some simply click or slot together. Different types are designed for specific uses, for example in moist areas or areas of high traffic.

Parquet flooring

Hardwood blocks laid in a variety of decorative patterns. The blocks are glued to the subfloor to fix in place and in some systems lock to each other.

DECORATING

Acrylic glaze

A water-based milky liquid that remains wet long enough to create a desired decorative effect. It can be coloured and is often applied over a base colour.

Acrylic paint

Suitable for use on wood, these are water based, therefore non-flammable, odourless and less of a risk to health and the environment. Quick drying, unless the day is damp or humid.

Ambient lighting

Low-key background lighting to create a relaxed mood, rather than direct task lighting required for specific functions. Use of shadow is considered as well as the areas that are illuminated.

Artex

A surface coating usually found on ceilings that can be textured in a variety of patterns and then painted. It can be difficult to remove, and care should be taken as Artex from before the mid-1980s may contain lead

Distemper

A traditional finish comprising powdered chalk or whiting, glue size and water. Most paints and wallpapers won't adhere to it, so brush off loose particles and apply a coat of stablising primer to secure any remaining flakes.

Knotting solution

Applied to knots in wood to seal in the resin and stop it bleeding through and discolouring the finish.

Primer

The first coat applied. A metal primer prevents corrosion, while priming wood reduces the absorption of subsequent layers of paint.

Silicone sealant

Forms a flexible join, for example around the edge of the bath, where regular grout or mortar would crack. Sold in plastic cartridges that slot into applicator guns.

EXTERIORS

Arris rails
The triangular supports that run horizontally between fenceposts in a closeboard fence. Featherboards are then tacked onto the arris rails.

Barge boards

A part of the roof, they protect the end of the rafters along the gable from the elements.

Damp proof course (DPC)

A layer of impervious material, laid between a course of bricks, to stop moisture rising into the walls of a building, causing damp.

Damp proof membrane (DPM)

A layer of impervious material, laid beneath the floor screed, to stop moisture rising through a concrete floor.

Fascia boards

Part of the roof, these attach to the end of the rafters and hold the guttering.

ELECTRICITY

Earthing, electricity

Protective multiple earth is a system of electrical wiring in which the neutral part of the circuit takes earth-leakage current to earth. The earth wire gives a safe route for the current if the live wire touches the outer casing, as it's connected to the metal casing and will blow the fuse.

PIR sensors

Passive Infra-Red sensors activate security lights when they detect heat emitted by the body, rather than by movement. Drawbacks are that some PIR sensors are over-sensitive, picking up the movement of small animals, and that the outside temperature affects them.

PROBLEMS

Dry rot

As the name suggests, this needs much less moisture than wet rot and is found instead in areas with poor ventilation. Fungal spores attack timbers (and sometimes masonry) and deterioration progresses at an alarming rate, meaning professional treatment is required urgently. Eliminate any source of moisture, ensure adequate ventilation (by installing airbricks if necessary), cut away any damaged timbers and treat with a chemical eradicator.

Efflorescence

A white powder deposited on walls, as soluble salts migrate to the surface of a wall or ceiling, often indicating dampness.

Penetrating damp

Water permeates the structure of the building, only during wet weather, drying out when the weather improves. More serious cases may mean the wall itself has become porous - more common in older, solid wall structures, it will need to be coated in a waterproofing liquid. Check gutters and down pipes aren't overflowing.

Rising damp

Water soaking up from the ground permeates the walls to a height of 1m. It may mean the DPC is damaged or missing, or that something - such as earth in a flowerbed - is bridging the barrier. There will be patches of damp or efflorescence. Repair or replace the DPC, remove any bridging materials and treat the interior wall with waterproofing solution (remember this alone will not solve the underlying problem).

Wet rot

Only occurs in timbers that have been exposed to high levels of moisture, often exterior doors and windows when the paint has been allowed to peel. Eliminating the cause of the moisture will stop any further deterioration. Timbers will need to be stripped, treated with a chemical wet rot treatment and repainted, or cut out and replaced in severe cases.

BUILDING

Airbricks

Perforated bricks built into the outside walls of a building to ventilate the space between a suspended wooden floor. They should be positioned every 2m to avoid dry rot developing.

Cement

A fine grey powder made from limestone or chalk and clay that hardens and is often used as a binding material. Used for rendering and bricklaying.

Concrete

A mix of cement and aggregates (usually sand and pebbles). When mixed with water, the cement binds the aggregate into a hard material over the course of three to seven days.

Epoxy resin adhesive

A very strong, rapid-curing glue that binds most materials including metals, rigid plastics, wood and rubber. Often supplied in two tubes to mix immediately prior to use.

First fix

A stage in renovation or new builds when major works are begun on the interior. Builders and carpenters erect the walls, the majority of the plumbing and electrical systems are installed, including boilers and pipes.

Mortar

The adhesive used to bind bricks, usually a mix of cement, hydrated lime and sand mixed with enough water to make it pliable.

Sand and cement mix

To produce the correct mortar for the job, the ratio of soft and sharp sand to cement will vary. Lime and colouring can also be added.

Second fix

Now the location of plugs etc are fixed, the plasters can cover the walls. The electrician returns to connect light switches and sockets, test the system and connecting it to the mains. The plumber connects the sanitary ware, radiators and connects the boiler to the electrics, and tests the system is safe. The carpenter also returns to begin the decorative work.

Snagging

Identifying problems and faults with new-builds and correcting them before the property is handed over. This should be an on-going process during the whole build, but some snags will only come to light after the owner has moved in.

WINDOWS

Aluminium windows

Usually requiring a wooden subframe, they are sold as complete units and require no maintenance.

Dormer windows

Extensions that protrude from a sloping roof to hold a vertical window, can either be gabled or flat roofed. Often found in loft conversions as they increase headroom.

Double-glazed windows

Each pane of glass comprises two (or more) sheets of glass with a hermetically sealed gap between to improve the thermal performance of the glass.

Hardwood windows

Timber-framed windows, often more expensive but offer more character. Maintenance is necessary every five to 10 years, depending on conditions.

Replacement windows

Required when the existing windows have deteriorated. Benefits include better sound and heat insulation, but care should be taken to choose a sympathetic option when replacing windows in older homes.

Sash windows

Vertically sliding windows, operated by weighted pulleys concealed within a box frame. When both top and bottom sashes move, they are called 'double-hung'.

UPVC windows

Unplasticized polyvinyl chloride (uPVC) is a rigid plastic and is a low-maintenance, low-cost alternative to wood for window frames and sills. A range of colours and finishes are available

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